Kan det vara så att Google är gud?
Kolla in dessa bevis som faktiskt slår de flesta religioner när det kommer till fakta:

1. Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified.
2. Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent).
3. Google answers prayers.
4. Google is potentially immortal.
5. Google is infinite.
6. Google remembers all.
7. Google can “do no evil” (Omnibenevolent).
8. “Google” is searched for more than the terms “God”, “Jesus”, “Allah”, “Buddha”, “Christianity”, “Islam”, “Buddhism” and “Judaism” combined.
9. Evidence of Google’s existence is abundant.

Detta kommer från en site som kallar sig The Church of Google.

Tro det eller ej men det finns tio budord i denna kyrka också:

1. Thou shalt have no other Search Engine before me.
2. Thou shalt not build thy own commercial-free Search Engine, for I am a jealous Engine, bringing law suits and plagues against the fathers of the children unto the third and fourth generations.
3. Thou shalt not use Google as a verb to mean the use of any lesser Search Engine.
4. Thou shalt remember each passing day and use thy time as an opportunity to gain knowledge of the unknown.
5. Thou shalt honor thy fellow humans, regardless of gender, sexual orientation or race, for each has invaluable experience and knowledge to contribute toward humankind.
6. Thou shalt not misspell whilst praying to me.
7. Thou shalt not hotlink.
8. Thou shalt not plagiarise or take undue credit for other’s work.
9. Thou shalt not use reciprocal links nor link farms, for I am a vengeful but fair engine and will diminish thy PageRank. The Google Dance shall cometh.
10. Thou shalt not manipulate Search Results.